Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Goblins and Worgen are Red Herrings








I have numerous undisclosed sources at Blizzard who have told me this super double secret bit of information about the coming expansion announcement at BlizzCon.

In World of Warcraft: Cataclysm there will be only one new race. The new race will be faction neutral. You will choose weather you are horde or alliance at the character creation screen. That is why Blizzard is allowing faction switching in the near future.

The new race has yet to be announced, but will shock and amaze all players of WoW. Many people have been asking for this race for years, and everyone will be surprised to see it. There will also be a new class available to this race only. It is a unique class suited solely to this race.

Oh by the way, the new race/class will be Pandaren Monk. A hybrid Melee/Caster class wearing cloth armor with melee combat similar to a rogue, and nature casting similar to a druid.
Oh and the super secret source inside Blizzard is none other than... my imagination!

9 comments:

  1. LMAO, funny you chose to make this post. I also posted this is some red herring designed to maintain excitement when Blizzard makes the announcement next weekend.

    Your sliver of sanity just made my day!

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  2. I was kind of playing off the infamous WoW.com reporting of "Numerous secret informers". They always post info, and are very shady on their sources. I hate that, even though 9 times out od 10 they are right.

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  3. It is because they have close friends who work at Blizzard. 9/10 its not a leak but a promo to get everyone excited.

    http://everythingoverpowered.blogspot.com/

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  4. Question: WHERE THE HECK DID YOU GET THE PIC WITH A FEMALE WORGEN????

    WANT MOAR!!!!

    Seriously, where?

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  5. WRONG! arrogent sob.

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  6. @ Anonymous

    It is a joke, learn 2 sense of humor.

    See also http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/03/19/

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  7. Sure it was, you just don't want to admit that you are more wrong than this:

    www.geekologie.com/2008/03/03/birdo-is-so-wrong.jpg

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  8. And Btw, thank you for posting a link to explain yourself, I'm sure lots of people were looking for an explanation.

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  9. @ Anonymous

    I can't find anything wrong with that link.

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